why does a ghost need to go grocery shopping?
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
I got bored at work.
My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.
My dad bet me a trip to mcdonalds if I beat him in Mariokart let’s see how this goes
Princess Peach for the win bitches
My dad says he want a rematch
Some people never learn
A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.
do well in school kids, because if you do you might become an astronaut and get to leave the god-forsaken shitscape of earth for good
Squirtle you nasty muhfucka don’t blow that shit at me. Rude
person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?