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patrickwoodruff:

why does a ghost need to go grocery shopping?
shhhhhhhhh

patrickwoodruff:

why does a ghost need to go grocery shopping?

shhhhhhhhh

isodelphox:

野江ユウヒ

Chris Evans + other people’s left boob [x] [x] [x]

Bonus chest rub:

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leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

meltesh28:

toothless jumping through your dash? ^q^ 
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meltesh28:

toothless jumping through your dash? ^q^ 

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octoberwaffle:

I got bored at work.

fencehopping:

My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.

fencehopping:

My friend is having his first child in a couple weeks. While drunk, he decided to have a go at diaper changing.

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

pumpkin-ple-motherfckers:

My dad bet me a trip to mcdonalds if I beat him in Mariokart let’s see how this goes

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Princess Peach for the win bitches

My dad says he want a rematch

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Some people never learn

33gif:

Follow on Tumblr 33GIF

lokiarmygeneral:

A headache so strong you can sense Lord Voldemort.

internetsgreatesthits:

do well in school kids, because if you do you might become an astronaut and get to leave the god-forsaken shitscape of earth for good

themightyrarebreed:

Squirtle you nasty muhfucka don’t blow that shit at me. Rude

themightyrarebreed:

Squirtle you nasty muhfucka don’t blow that shit at me. Rude

advice-animal:

Every time WinZip tells me my free trial has expiredhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

Every time WinZip tells me my free trial has expired
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

noobling:

person: Pokemon is such a childish game, why are you playing it?

me: 

me: 

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